{List}Rejected "Ice Ice Baby" Lyrics.

If there was a problem, yo I'll take it
Check out the beat while my DJ re-breaks it

If there was a problem, yo I'll mute it
Check out the claim while my DJ refutes it

If there was a problem, yo I'll quell it
Check out the myth while my DJ retells it

If there was a problem, yo I'll rock it
Check out the box while my DJ restocks it

If there was a problem, yo I'll file it
Check out the phone while my DJ redials it

If there was a problem, yo I'll crack it
Check out the light while my DJ refracts it

If there was a problem, yo I'll work it
Check out the store while my DJ re-clerks it

If there was a problem, yo I'll log it
Check out the drain while my DJ reclogs it

If there was a problem, yo I'll sweat it
Check out my act while my DJ regrets it

submitted January 28, 2008
rejected:
"I'm afraid I'm going to pass on this one. By this point Vanilla Ice is a parody of a parody of a parody wrapped up in a parody. Thanks for the look. Hope you'll try us again some time."