{List}Extended Verses for 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas'.

We wish you a Merry Christmas,
And a happy New Year!

Now bring us some figgy pudding,
And a cup of good cheer.

We won't go until we get some,
So bring some out here.

We'll sleep here until you make some,
And we'll drink all your beer.

We'll take everybody hostage,
Our demands are sincere.

We'll kill people if we need to,
And you'll all live in fear.

The cops have us all surrounded,
And they're in heavy gear.

They've sent a negotiatior,
But she sounds insincere.

We'll ask for a helicopter,
And a flight path that's clear.

Their snipers are in position
In the front and the rear.

They just shot us through the window,
Right above our left ear.

I drop dead without that pudding,
And that cup of good cheer.

submitted December 20, 2007
rejected